- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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