is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Knock knock.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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