roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Knock knock.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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