- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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