- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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