- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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