- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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