- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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