What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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