- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

knock knock who's there ?

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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