What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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