- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's funny? Women's rights.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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