- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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