- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Pain Olympics.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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