a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Take part of what?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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