- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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