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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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