- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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