- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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