- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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