- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock Knock No solicitors

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Poker? I barely even know her.

H o m o comes out as homo

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Wait! hundred billions!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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