- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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