- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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