what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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