why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Denard Robinson

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Did you know? . You already know!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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