- Anti Joke

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.