- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

ure mama's so fat

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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