What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So FDR walks into a bar.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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