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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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