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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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