- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable