Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Anti Joke

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