- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Knock Knock.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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