Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

^ That's not even funny ^

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

a black man pays his child support

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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