- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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