- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You had better thumbs up this post.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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