Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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