- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Potassium? K.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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