- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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