- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

antonis sister is mighty fine

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

ure mama's so fat

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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