- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

SHUT UP JP

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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