Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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