- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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