What did Delaware? A coat.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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