- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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