- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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