- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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