Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A dyslexic blind man

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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12/23/2012

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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