- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Racial Equality

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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