- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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