- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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