- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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