- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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