What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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