- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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