- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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