Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Neither have I

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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