What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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