Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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