- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A lot eh?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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