I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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My jeans

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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