What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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