Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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i'm hard

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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