- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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