Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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BIG PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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