Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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