How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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