- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

i saw amango it splootered

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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