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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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