- Anti Joke

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.