How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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