why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Racial Equality

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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