- Anti Joke

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.