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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Good job, son.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.