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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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