Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

time to spruce up!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

guess what? bannanas

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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