- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Women's Rights..

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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