Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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