- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A blonde dies Lololol

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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