- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Moral

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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