- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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