Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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