- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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