- Anti Joke

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.