Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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