- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dancer walks into a barre

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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