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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Racial equality.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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