- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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