- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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