- Anti Joke

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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