- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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