- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

women's rights.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

this website even though its hilarious.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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