Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Racial Equality

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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