- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

69...you know how awkward this is now...

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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