Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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