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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

New mission: refuse this mission

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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