- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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