What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Anti Joke

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