- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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