Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

whatdumb and gay stewart price

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

your life

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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