what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why did? Yes

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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