How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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