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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

like most people my age. im 27

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Neither have I

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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