Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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