yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Good job, son.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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