- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A fish swims up your penis...

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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