What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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