What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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