- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A fish swims up your penis...

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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