there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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eoin burgin is fat

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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