- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Black people in Camden NJ.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

i'm hard

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

The chickens have become self-aware!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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