A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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