- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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