What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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