What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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where is the world?

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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