- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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