- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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