- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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