- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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