A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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