- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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