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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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