A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Honk if you're Amish!

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guess what what ...

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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