what do you call a black chef glendon

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Potassium? K.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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