- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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