- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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