- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

poopy is poopy

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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