- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Sloths

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

sucks Syntax...

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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