man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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