- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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