how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I used to know what alzheimers was

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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