- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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