Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Granny porn!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

KOOKABURRA

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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