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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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