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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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