Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Hail Hitler

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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