- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Sloths

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

sucks Syntax...

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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