What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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