- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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