What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

HELLO EVERYONE

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

how do you win a game try your best

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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