- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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