Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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