What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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WNBA

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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How come anti jokes r funny

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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