Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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