What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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