- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A fat guy!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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