- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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